UPDATE: May 14, 2007 5:10 p.m. The tabloid obviously reads Brian’s Blog the coded language has been removed. Congratulations. Brian’s Blog is happy to be of assistance.

A reporter (Larry Van Guider) over at Knoxville’s only tabloid is implementing a new code language in his column.

Does this mean that there will now be a tabloid boy? Time will tell.

Here is an example from his coded column language appearing today on the tabloid website:

Tried Ambien, Lunesta and “Old Granddad” with no relief? I’ve got your cure. It’s called Knox County’s proposed budget for fiscal year 2008, and you don’t even need a prescription. You can pick it up – free of charge –