It is Sunday afternoon. I am outside grilling hamburgers and fresh vegetables. In order to kill time I decide to look at the metro pulse. The Metro Pulse, you know owned by the Big Metal Shed on the Hill’s parent company.

In the ear to the ground they are discussing the battle between Mayor Burchett and the Big Metal Shed on the Hill.

MP says the Burchett is in the midst of divorcing his wife. Hello! Allison filed first, she wanted out. Come on MP quit acting like your owners.